This one is very hilarious!

Mama: Addie, are you OK?
Addie: No, Mama, I have injury toe…

Addie: Read the book, daddy.
Daddy: I am.
Addie: I don’t hear you!
Daddy: I’m reading in my head.
Addie: No, read it in your heart!

Mama: Addie, Jamma doesn’t know about your Dora soap yet. She’s going to be so excited!

Addie: Yeah, and she’s going to be jealous too!

Daddy, why are you so beardy on your chin? You need to shave that tomorrow!

Daddy, don’t be my best friend!

Daddy, I don’t like you. Daddy, I don’t like your face.

Mama: “Addie, next time do you want to go to yoga by yourself?”

Addie: “Mmmm, yeah, but I can’t drive myself there.”

Mama: “Well maybe I can drop you off and you can go with Cooper.”

Addie: “Yeah, Cooper* can drive me home!”

*Of course Cooper is Addie’s age.

William is a wiggle buttom, Daddy. He’s a wiggle bottom!