Mama: Addie, are you OK?
Addie: No, Mama, I have injury toe…

Addie: Read the book, daddy.
Daddy: I am.
Addie: I don’t hear you!
Daddy: I’m reading in my head.
Addie: No, read it in your heart!

Mama: Addie, Jamma doesn’t know about your Dora soap yet. She’s going to be so excited!

Addie: Yeah, and she’s going to be jealous too!

Daddy, why are you so beardy on your chin? You need to shave that tomorrow!